And now for something completely different

My new favorite toy is Prezi.com.  This prezi link is for a speech I am giving Tuesday at ICSI on what hospitals should do to increase their revenues.  For those expecting bullet points, this is the wrong place to look.

I welcome your feedback, especially since their is very little text.  I come from the school of wanting people to listen to what I saw, rather than read my slides–otherwise I don’t need to be there.  Besides, people don’t take notes at the movies, why should they during a talk.

http://prezi.com/ved_jyx95m_d/

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Why Google, Apple & Microsoft will win the EMR battle

In the next few years, brick and mortar, immobile physician-centric EMRs and EHRs—those large EHR systems implemented by healthcare providers residing on large systems will be supplanted by portable patient-centric EMRs residing on a next generation of super smart devices—we call them smart phones today.  The limited functionality of today’s Personal Health Records (PHRs) will be replaced by these portable patient-centric EMRs; EMRs that are cloud-based and accessed through super functional next generation smart devices—the grandchildren of the iPhone and the Droid.  Why do I think that is the case?  Please keep reading.

Five billion people voluntarily purchased cell phones.  Initially, consumers had to be convinced they needed cell phones.  The uptake was slow.  Something changed, compelling us to buy cell phones.  We initially bought cell phones not because we needed phones, but because we wanted convenience—we bought convenience.  What made it convenient?  Portability.

Not much changed for several years—not until Palm created a phone-sized portable device that could do other cool things.  Then Blackberry took it one step further—a device that could handle basic email and phone calls.

Very recently, piggybacking on the success of the iPod, Apple redefined the market for smart devices.  They did not set out to build a phone, or a web browser, or a MP3 player, or an email client, or a SMS device—or a device designed to do all of those specific tasks.  Instead they built a device capable of doing just one thing—securely and wirelessly sending and receiving ones and zeros.  Those ones and zeros became emails, faxes, internet interaction, downloading and playing music, videos, images, calls, text messages, and data.  Apple also paved the way for other firms to have customers download thousands of other ones and zeroes applications.  The iPhone device simply sends, receives, reads and writes ones and zeroes.

Phone calls on the smart device (the iPhone) are but a small subset of the device’s total usage.  This breakthrough is what I think of as the “Transport Phase,” moving ones and zeros from point A to point B, reassembling them, and recreating the same thing on the other end.

In the last two years, we have seen the maturing of the Transport Phase whereby the device is even smarter, faster, has more storage and actually performs tasks.  It appears to infer and learn.  It is capable of gaming and GPS functions.  It performs more tasks than the computer on the Saturn rocket.  Last year Google made its debut with the Droid.  It is open and operating in a cloud.  The smart device’s features and usage are so ubiquitous that the pricing model commoditized.

Today’s devices can operate more than one hundred thousand apps—including hundreds of medical applications.  The vast majority of the healthcare applications are for doctors and clinicians.  Very few healthcare applications are available to customers (patients) and there is no PHR for any of the devices.

This will change, and change in a big way.  The smart device many call a phone can do things nobody envisioned ten years ago.  Those “experts” were wrong.  We have a new set of experts today.  They claim:

  • PHRs offer little value
  • PHRs have been slowly accepted by the mainstream
  • There are no good healthcare apps on smart devices for patients
  • There are no PHR apps on smart devices
  • There is no such thing as an EMR on a smart device

My take?  They are correct on all five claims—today.  What else of note is underway?  The launch of the iPad.  Bad name choice.  I would have called it the iGoogle, but neither firm would go for that.  Why the iGoogle?  Stick with me on this.  Google is in the process of transcribing every written word and digitizing the great works of art—ones and zeroes.

What did Apple do?  Apple did one thing—their new smart device made Google’s library potable.  Portable.  Ones and zeroes, colored text and images can now reside on a one and a half pound tablet one a device with a thickness of one half inch.  Complaints—it’s not a computer, it cannot take pictures, it cannot make calls.  Not yet.

Yesterday calls (ones and zeroes) were made portable, as were text messages, emails, videos, and GPS.  Tomorrow, today will be yesterday.  Look forward a thousand tomorrows.

What exactly are the electronic medical records flying around in ERHs costing hundreds of millions of dollars?  Ones and zeroes.  Nothing more.  Oh, did I mention these institutionalized EMRs are immobile.  The plan calls for them to be portable—a billion here and a billion there.  Maybe it comes down to what kind of portability you think Americans will adopt.

I think two things are in store for healthcare.  In the near-term, stationary hospital-centric EMRs and EHRs will begin to be replaced with portable patient-centric EMRs residing on super smart devices owned by individuals.  Point two; the limited functionality of today’s immobile Personal Health Records (PHRs) will be replaced by portable patient-centric EMRs, EMRs that are cloud-based and accessed through super functional next generation smart devices.  These devices will be the offspring of the iPhone, the Droid, and the iPad.  EMR functionality will be available, along with the existing functionality on these super smart devices.  Customers will not need to buy a separate device to make their EMRs portable.  They will simply gain access to that functionality when they purchase the next generation phone-camera-notebook-tablet-MP3-EMR.

Just because PHRs can’t do much today doesn’t mean PHRs won’t evolve to become tomorrow’s EMRs and EHRs.  PHRs will be replaced by EMRs in the same way mere voice applications have been supplemented by multitudes of additional powerful applications.

What business drivers will make this happen?  Apple, Google, and Microsoft are huge corporations, corporations with which almost everyone currently does business.  They are not healthcare companies.  They do not operate like the government.  They know how to build and market very high-tech, glitzy devices packed with the functionality their customers demand.  Customers line up outside of stores for days to be the first to have one.  Hospitals and physicians are not doing that to install EHRs.

Why do PHRs exist?  They exist as a way for these companies to establish a foothold in healthcare, to have their customers begin to associate their healthcare records with the likes of Apple and Google.  They know there is very little money to be made with PHRs.  The revenues will come to them as the functionality evolves the PHR into the EMR.

Measured in today’s dollars, the average US resident will spend about $650,000 on healthcare during their life, or about $8,000 a year.  Eight thousand a year doesn’t seem like much until you extrapolate it.  Eight thousand a year times three hundred and fifty million people comes out to an annual healthcare expenditure of about three trillion dollars.

Let’s compare that $8,000 a year figure to what we spend in other areas.  The average annual phone bill is around $700.  The average cable bill is $1,000; electric—$1,200.

What if these companies developed a way to build a secure, HIPAA compliant, portable EMR application that could be accessed using the next generation of the super smart device we get in line to purchase?  In addition to everything else it can do, the device will have secure access to clouds to access, update, and transport electronic medical records—combining the future functionality of the tablet and open architecture of smart devices like the Droid.

What if firms like Apple and Google made these next-gen super smart devices available for free?  This approach is almost identical to the current model of highly discounting smart phones to lock customers into service agreements.  Why would Apple and Google give away the super smart device?   The reason to give it away only makes sense if the real business opportunity is so large that the money they would have earned from the device is a drop in the bucket compared to the downstream revenues.

What if firms like Apple, Google, and Microsoft devise a way to earn a transaction fee of one percent for each dollar of healthcare services that either comes in through their device or goes out over it?  That is how phone usage is billed.  Companies bill for ones and zeroes sent and received.  They do not care what information those ones and zeroes contain.

The model of providing devices to consumers for free is no different than giving away toothbrushes to sell toothpaste.  The bulk of the revenues come not from the device; but from what consumers do with the device.  A one percent transaction fee applied to the three trillion dollar healthcare market is a thirty billion dollar business.  That’s a pretty good chunk of change for coming up with another service facilitated by moving around ones and zeroes.

Let’s suppose for a minute that as consumers adopt this model that these same corporations, using cloud computing, succeed in building an interoperable healthcare network, the same network the federal government plans to spend billions to develop.  The companies do not need to build it, it exists today—the internet—and it exists wirelessly.  The government just announced the development of a supercharged internet.

This makes Health Information Exchanges (HIEs) and the National Health Information Network (N-HIN) obsolete before they are even built.  As a result of having built the network, and having equipped customers with these EMR capable devices—next generation super smart devices—these firms then own the entire EMR food chain.  Might these firms then be able to garner some kind of usage rights to clean medical data, data that has been scrubbed so as to make it anonymous, data which they can sell to payors, providers, the government, and pharma?  It’s all about the healthcare data, or at least it will be.

The business opportunity is data usage, transporting ones and zeroes.  Data usage is what Apple and Google sell—the portable devices are simply a means to an end.  According to gigaom.com, Apple’s revenues just from its App Store exceeded $2.4 billion in 2009—pretty good money for a start up, a start up that uses a super smart device.

Microsoft doesn’t sell computers.  It sells ideas.  Microsoft is an enabler.  It sells the ability to allow people to do more and more things.  The idea about which I write is no different from Microsoft’s, Apple’s and Google’s current business models.  The smart devices, sell data, data transport, and data usage—ones and zeros.

The difficulty healthcare providers have with today’s approach to EMRs and EHRs is they are focused on now, on today.  They are costly, immobile, hurting productivity, and are driven from the top down—the government.

What if this idea comes to pass, or even something close to it?  What does that mean for physicians?  More than anything else it means physicians will face patients who will take more responsibility for their health, patients whose medical records are stored on the same smart device as their Rolling Stones records.  Physicians will be able to beam the patient’s EMR to their own EMR capable super smart device.  The demand for EMRs will shift from building immobile EHRs that may meet today’s business requirements—to a patient driven demand for portable EMR devices that will meet tomorrow’s requirements, devices which in addition to containing EMRs will meet there other smart device requirements.  It is those other requirements which will drive consumption, the EMR functionality will be a bonus.

I think in five years terms like Meaningful Use, Certification, HIEs, and incentives will be outdated.  The C-suite should be looking at what lies ahead, not at what will be outdated by the time a monolith EHR-NHIN has been implemented.

What do you think?

saint Paul M. Roemer
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Hospital Business Strategy–One size fits none

One size fits none, or is it one.  The patient rarely buys what the hospital is selling.  The hospital sells a hip replacement—the patient is buying the ability to play golf for ten more years.

Clayton Christensen conducted a study which showed that seventy percent of today’s patients would have been in the ICU thirty years ago, and seventy percent of the patients in today’s ICUs would have died thirty years ago.  The question the study seemed to leave unaddressed is who is now caring for those patients who were not in the ICU and who didn’t die.  Wanna’ bet most have been outsourced to non-hospital care givers?

There was a successful business model in that group of patients when they were treated at the hospital thirty years ago.  There is an even larger business model today for that same set of patients; only it is no longer owned by the hospital.

Hospitals have more high-end capability—and cost—than the average patient will utilize—sort of an 80/20 rule on steroids.  Each successive clinical breakthrough enables the hospital to solve a problem for a mere handful of patients that will have no application to the bulk of patients.

What if instead of continuing to expand the current model ad nauseum, the hospital flipped the model on its side and catered to the eighty percent?  What if the business model centered on serving mainstream customers?  But then who or what would handle the other twenty percent of the cases?  An autonomous business unit could be established to serve those cases, or they could be outsourced to a group which did.

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The large provider business model–The Sky is Falling

This link takes you to my newest post on Anthony Guerra’s HeathsystemCIO.com site.  I welcome your thoughts.

http://healthsystemcio.com/2010/04/27/the-large-provider-business-model-the-sky-is-falling/

My best – Paul

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Why is the large provider business model obsolescing?

Margaret Thatcher said, “Anyone who finds themselves on public transport after the age of 26 must consider themselves a failure.” There’s probably some sort of corollary for anyone twice that age that spends part of every day writing to imaginary people on the web.

When I write I like to pick a side and stand by it instead of standing in the middle of the road where you can get run over by the traffic from both sides. Likewise, I don’t look for consensus around an idea. Consensus is the process of everyone abandoning their beliefs and principles and meeting in the middle. When was it decided that meeting in the middle is beneficial? So, achieving consensus about a problem is nothing more than that state of lukewarm affection one feels when one neither believes in nor objects to a proposition.

Having this approach to solving business problems tends to yield a high number of critics. I don’t mind critics; those are the same people who after seeing me walk across a swimming pool would say that my walking only proves that I can’t swim. I rather enjoy it when someone offers a decidedly personal attack on something I wrote if only because it means they can’t find a legitimate business principle on which to base their argument. I love the debate, and I don’t expect anyone to agree with me just because I say it is so.

In trying to promote a different way of looking at the large provider business model, I’ve learned that it’s not possible to lead from within the crowd. The “as-is” was created by history, by followers. The future will be created by someone who believes it can be done better. I believe firmly in the notion that improving the business model by building off the current one is like trying to cure a cold with leeches.

The approach that has been used to grow the business for the last fifty years is that the hospital is responsible for everything. And yet, who is responsible for the hospital? Who is accountable for the fact that the business model is obsolescing itself?  We have loads of new stuff—expensive stuff.  No other industry can tout new and improved better than healthcare.  However, in those industries new and improved means faster, smaller, cheaper–it means adding services to reach significantly more customers, not fewer.

Each new and improved procedure with its more costly overhead has application to a smaller percentage of the health population, thereby allocating that overhead across fewer patients.  In turn, that makes the low-margin services unprofitable.  Those services will be cut lose, picked up by new entrants with lower overhead.  Those entrants will make a good business out of services discarded by hospitals.  The cycle will repeat, as it has for decades.  The profitable new entrants will move up-market.

Is it a question of scale versus scope, or scale and scope?  What happens if instead of continuing to repeat the cycle, large healthcare providers were to invert it?  What makes them more relevant, adding the capability to perform a procedure used once a month or one used once an hour?  Which is more important to the future model, inpatient care or outpatient care?  I suggest that “in” or “out” will become irrelevant.

Those phone booths in the photo used to be the way to make public calls, now you can’t even find a booth.  Maybe some day someone will take a photo of a group of hospitals stacked next to each other in a vacant lot.

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Key questions for CEOs and their Boards

Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.  Everybody who thinks they have their arms around EHR and healthcare reform, take one step forward……whoa, where are you going Sparky?

The questions below resulted from a round-table discussion I recently had  with six healthcare executives about EHR and healthcare reform. The topic we discussed was what questions should C-Level executives be prepared to answer and what questions should boards be asking. What do you think? Are their others you’d add?

Are we taking adequate advantage of stimulus funding to improve our readiness?

How is health care reform going to impact our business and when?

Are we doing enough to be ready to succeed in an environment where we get paid for outcomes rather than inputs?

Are we ready to comply with Federal policies for Electronic Health Record reporting and sharing?

Are we achieving our own business improvement standards? Do we have the right standards?

Are we ready to use web 2.0 technologies to improve clinical outcomes for our clients?

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How many Sigmas does it take to change a hospital?

I wrote this in response to some comments I received on my piece in HospitalImpact.org.

I do not advocate assembly line medicine, especially at a hospital. I go out of my way to stay out of the healthcare business, the clinical side of healthcare, an area in which I have no background other than having been a patient.

If the hip replacement analogy was a poor choice–my bad. The point of the piece was not the hip replacement, rather the seemingly inability to answer basic business questions relating to how the business of healthcare is run.

I think there is a need for the independence and the je ne sais quoi nature of care. I just happen to think that the business of healthcare and the healthcare business can coexist in a more business-like manner. There are hospitals which get it right, and those which get it much less right.

Some of it has to do with costs, some with waste–wasted time, wasted opportunity, some with ineffectiveness, and some with planning. If one hospital can do X for thirty percent less than another, I think it is worth exploring what accounts for the delta. If another hospital can perform twenty percent more procedures with the same level of resources, that is worth investigating. There is no point keeping metrics unless one is willing to improve them.

I am not big on efficiency. In many cases, efficiency implies speed. It is possible to perform poor processes at a speed which will make your head spin. Lots of hospitals are toying with Lean. Lean works best with a valid set of processes. Without a valid set of processes–best processes–there are not enough Sigmas to justify the expense.

Then there are the cost cutting advocates. Cost cutting is a dead end strategy.  Every manager worth their salt can cut costs–less than one in a hundred can increase revenues. What do you do when there are no more costs to cut? Are you more effective, or net-net did you simply replace the brewed coffee with Folgers? Want to cut costs? Lock the doors. But that does not solve anything.

If none of these questions can be answered today, what happens in five years? New entrants will have gobbled up many profitable services and will be able to do so because they do not have “Big Box” overhead. Reform will have forced another business model on large providers. Payors and pharma will continue to battle for their share of each healthcare dollar.

I think hospitals can grab an even larger portion of that dollar, but I do not think they can do it without changing how they approach the business of healthcare.

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Who should be able to answer these business questions?

I wrote this piece for Hospital Impact, published April 22, 2010.  (Not the title I would have chosen.)

http://www.hospitalimpact.org/index.php/2010/04/22/planting_the_seed_why_assembly_line_medi?blog=1&c=1&page=1&more=1&title=planting_the_seed_why_assembly_line_medi&tb=1&pb=1&disp=posts

Now that spring is in full bloom, I’ve been doing a little gardening. My dogs are the anti-gardeners. No sooner do I turn my back after planting something, there they are, happily digging away and ceremoniously digging it up. I don’t know if that’s because they don’t like the particular plant, or just happen to disagree with where I planted it.

Today I discovered the youngest dog uprooted a plant and replaced it with a Reece’s Peanut Butter Cup. Perhaps she wanted to grow a candy tree.

One thing that always confuses me about gardening is this: When I plant a one-gallon shrub, I dig a two-gallon hole. I place the gallon shrub in the two-gallon hole and proceed to fill the remaining one gallon hole with the two gallons of dirt lying next to it. Without fail, there is never enough dirt to fill the hole. Perhaps you can tell me what I am doing wrong.

Here is another area of confusion for me: When you walk or are wheeled into a hospital, neither you nor anyone else knows the answer to anything.

That is astonishing. Nobody can tell you:

* With whom you will interact.
* How long you will stay.
* What will happen to you.
* How it will happen to you.
* When it will happen to you.
* Who will be doing the happening.
* Exactly when it will happen.
* Whether it will need to happen again.
* What it will cost.
* What you will be charged.
* What will be covered.
* How much you will owe.

I am stupefied. How can anyone run a business like this? My daughter knows what her lemonade stand costs per cup. Wendy’s knows the cost of a bag of fries and a large Frosty. Porsche knows the cost of a Cabriolet, the cost of the shift knob, when the wheels will arrive at the factory, when they will be placed on the car, who will build it, who will inspect it, and who will sell it. They can tell you exactly who will touch the car, when they will touch it, and what those people will do to it.

The only thing anyone at a hospital may be able to tell you is whether HBO is billed separately. If I wanted to fly into space with the Russians, I would know the answer to each of those questions. The cost, for example: $50 million.

Why can’t a hospital do this? Because it doesn’t know the answers. It is not because anyone is keeping this information a secret–it’s because they really don’t know. The truly strange thing is that they seem to be okay with not knowing.

Recently, I reconnected with a good friend whom I haven’t seen in years. He is the vice president of finance for a large hospital. He used to be an accountant–a very detailed and precise profession, unless you’re one of the guys who used to do Enron’s books. (The only thing I remember about accounting is that debits are by the window and credits are by the door–if I’m in the wrong room, I’m at a total loss.) This business must drive him nuts!

And so I’ve been wondering; would hospitals be more profitable if:

* They had a P&L by patient?
* They had a P&L per procedure?
* The steps for the same procedure, say a hip replacement, were identical each time?
* They had answers to any of the questions you read above?

Of course they would!

Some areas of healthcare already discovered this tautology–Lasik, endoscopy, the Minute Clinic. Assembly-line medicine. Some people say those words with an expression on their face as though they’d just found a hair in their pasta. The office of my Lasik surgeon looked more impressive than the lobby of my Hyde Park hotel. It may leave a bad taste in the mouth of some, but for others, they are laughing all the way to the bank.

saint Paul M. Roemer
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I’d hate to be thought of as superfluous

If you and I agreed on everything, one of us wouldn’t be needed.

Of the many special things associated with growing up in this country, one is held dearly by every American eight-year old male who owned a flashlight and an AM transistor radio with an earplug. During those long hot summer nights when the adults sat on the back stoop nursing a bottle of Carling and waiting for their window air conditioners to suck out enough of the heat to make the inside of the house bearable, thousands of boys across the country lay under their bed covers, with a flimsy plastic earplug dangling from their ear as they continued to turn the dial to tune in the lone radio station covering the home team. In spite of the static, they faithfully kept score for their favorite baseball team in the back of their black and white Composition notebook.

The scorecard was homemade, carefully drafted using a pencil and something relatively straight to draw the lines that separated each of the nine innings. Unlike today, when the concept of team has given way to the concept of personnel whose loyalty lies with the highest bidder—free agents, the lineup for the home team rarely changed by more than a player, the pitcher, and had been mostly the same for years.

My team was the Baltimore Orioles. Their team pennant hung on my wall, a team photo was on my dresser along with my membership card to the Junior Orioles. Under the blanket with me was my taped-up shoe box containing my collection of baseball trading cards, sorted by team and held together by rubber bands I had removed from the Baltimore Sun. A few hundred stale sticks of the pink powdered bubble gum that came with each five-pack of cards was stacked neatly in one end of the box. The cards for the opposing team were spread before me so I could get the lineup and study their batting statistics.

What made me think of this was that yesterday my son and I went to see a minor league game. Although the grass was just as green, and the hot dogs smelled the same, nothing was the same. Still, it beat a stick in the eye. Things change. Baseball changed, and nobody conferred with me before changing it. I didn’t see a single person keeping a scorecard, let alone a dad teaching his son or daughter how to keep it. The only constant throughout the game was the commercialization, to the point where it made it difficult to simply follow the game.

That’s progress. Or maybe not. Some progress is good. Some progress doesn’t exist even though everybody around it believes that it does. Buying technology doesn’t in and of itself confer progress, it simply means you bought more technology. For those who are so fond of metrics, look up some ten-year old figures and see. See if patient satisfaction has increased. Still not convinced? Add up all the money you’ve spent on improvements and technology during those ten years and divide it by the percentage of decrease or increase of any decent metric. Was it worth it? I bet not.

Ray, people will come Ray. They’ll come to Iowa for reasons they can’t even fathom. They’ll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they’re doing it. They’ll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. Of course, we won’t mind if you look around, you’ll say. It’s only $20 per person. They’ll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they’ll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They’ll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they’ll watch the game and it’ll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they’ll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it’s a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh… people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.
-Terrance Mann in the movie, “Field of Dreams”

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The Spandex Insecurity—the Ego has Landed

Now before you get all upset about the sexist picture, at least read a little bit of this to see why I selected it. Yesterday morning, five miles into my run, I was feeling pretty good about myself. I had passed seven runners, had a nice comfortable rhythm, no insurmountable aches, and Crosby Stills & Nash banging away on my MP3. I don’t like being passed—never have. Some people say I’m competitive. They say other things too, but this is a family show.

I’m a mile away from my car when I see a slight blurring movement out of the corner of my left eye. A second later I am passed by a young woman wearing a blue and yellow, midriff revealing spandex contraption. Her abs are tight enough that I could have bounced a quarter off of them. She is pushing twins in an ergonomic stroller that looked like it was designed by the same people who designed the Big Wheel. I stared at her long enough to notice that not only was she not sweating, she didn’t even appear winded. She returned my glance with a smile that seemed to suggest that someone my age should consider doing something less strenuous—like chess. Game, set, match.

Having recovered nicely from yesterday’s ego deflation, today at the gym I decide to work out on the Stairmaster, the one built like a step escalator. I place my book on the reading stand, slip on my readers—so much for the Lasik surgery, and start to climb.

Five minutes into my climb, a spandex clad woman chipper enough to be the Stepford twin of the girl I encountered on my run mounts the adjoining Stairmaster. We exchange pleasantries, she asks what I’m reading, and we return to our respective workouts. The first thing I do is to toss my readers into my running bag. I steal a glance at the settings on her machine and am encouraged that my METS reading is higher than hers, even though I have no idea whether that is good or bad.

Fifteen minutes, twenty minutes. I am thirsty, and water is dripping off me like I had just showered with one of Kohler’s full body shower fixtures. I want to take a drink and I want to towel off, but I will not be the first to show weakness. Sooner or later she will need a drink. I can hold out, I tell myself. Twenty-five minutes—she breaks. I wait another two minutes before drinking, just to show her I really didn’t need it.
She eyeballs me. Game on. She cranks up her steps per minute to equal mine. Our steps are in synch. I remove my hands from the support bars as a sign that I don’t need the support. Without turning my head, I can see that she’s noticed. She makes a call from her cell to demonstrate that she has the stamina to exercise and talk.

When she hangs up I ask her how long she usually does this machine—we are approaching forty minutes and I am losing feeling in my legs. She casually replies that she does it until she’s tires, indicating she’s got a lot left in her. I tell her I lifted for an hour before I started; she gives me a look to suggest she’s not buying that. I add another ten steps a minute to my pace. She matches me step for step.

Fifty minutes. I’m done toying with her. I tell Spandex I’m not stopping until she does. She simply smiles. Her phone rings and she pauses her machine—be still my heart—and talks for a few minutes. I secretly scale down my pace, placing my towel over the readout hoping she won’t notice. She steps down from the machine. My muscles are screaming for me to quit, but I don’t until I see that she’s left the gym.

Victory at any cost. What’s the point? For what was lost, for what was gained (McKendree Spring). Men and women. Customers and companies. Most parties will deny they are competing, yet neither will yield. The customer is always right. Turns out it makes a better bumper sticker than it does a business philosophy. Nobody’s business policies reflect that attitude. If anything, were you to listen to what CSRs are instructed to do for the callers and compare that with what they are instructed not to do for the callers, it’s clear that their mandate is to minimize the negative impact to the firm, without regard to the negative impact to the customer. Remember the last time you tried to dispute an insurance claim?

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